This week's Ass-Clown Retard Award Goes To...

Heath and Deborah Campbell, of Hunderton, NJ! These idiots named their son, "Adolf Hitler Campbell" and were shocked - SHOCKED!!! - that the local ShopRite store refused to decorate a birthday cake with their son's name spelled out.

Karen Meleta, a ShopRite spokeswoman, said the store denied similar requests from the Campbells the last two years, including a request for a swastika.

"We reserve the right not to print anything on the cake that we deem to be inappropriate," Meleta said. "We considered this inappropriate."

The "Parents of the Year" managed to get their cake decorated at a (wait for it) Wal-Mart.

The father said that he named his kid after Adolf Hitler because he liked the name and "no one else in the world would have that name." REALLY? Hey genius-boy, maybe there's a REASON for that???

The Campbells' two other children are named JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, who turns 2 in a few months, and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, who will be 1 in April.

Unreal - One can only hope that having Obama in the White House starting January 20th will go a long way towards ending this kind of pointless, angry, stupefying racism in this country.

Oh, and Wal-Mart? Go fuck yourself.

When everything sucks at once....

The Thrashers - worst team in the NHL.
My Carolina Gamecocks - Lost to fucking Clemson - again.
Jim Martin - Lost the Senate race to that Ass-Clown-Retard, Saxby Chambliss.

And to make all of that seem unimportant, today we hear that more jobs were lost in November than in any month since 1974.

Oh, and I have the Flu. That sucks too.

As a supporter, I have high hopes for the Obama Presidency, but as a realist, we're in a world of hurt. I expect things will get worse before they finally bottom out late next year.

This week's ass-clown retard award goes to....

... Pastor Mark Holick of the Spirit One Christian Center in Wichita, Kansas! Pastor Holick gets the honor by virtue of posting this message on a sign outside of his church:

America - We have a Muslim President. This is a sin against the Lord. Ex. 20:3

Oh boy...




Aside from this be a blatant lie (I mean, did he not hear about the Rev. Jeremiah Wright? You know, Obama's Pastor who the right wanted to paint as Mr. Hate America?), where in the Constitution does it say "No Muslims"? I also find it a bit odd that he chose to reference Exodus 20:3 - Which reads "You shall have no other Gods before Me."

Is this moron suggesting that our President is a GOD??? Is he out of his mind? You be the judge - watch the video above and make your comments...

One Down, Two to Go!

I woke this morning to frigid temperatures, which made sense. If a Democrat could win the Senate race over Alaska's Ted Stevens, surely there must be snowballs all over Hades...

Still, you have to wonder about the nearly 50% of Alaskan voters who voted for the CONVICTED FELON! I mean, win or lose, he's going to jail!

But I'll take the seat.

Now two races are undecided - here in Georgia, we have a runoff coming on December 2nd between Saxby Chambliss, the Republitard Incumbent, and Jim Martin, the Democrat. This one will be determined by which side gets the most people to the polls. Don't forget that you can do advance voting for this, too, but I doubt we'll see a crush at the polls on 12/2. Flipping this seat would bring the Dems to 59 seats - one short of the 60 needed to avoid Filibusters from the right.

Which brings us to the potential number 60. Al Franken of Minnesota. That race is now in a recount, as Al is down by ~200 votes to Norm Coleman. I have no idea how this will turn out, as there will be that nebulous "intent" of the voter issue like we had in 2000 in Florida. In Minnesota, there are no dangling chads, but the scrutiny will be on the optical scanner forms. Just like those tests we took with a number two pencil back in the day - the little bubbles need to be filled in "just right" to get scanned properly. In the recount, it will be done by humans, so a partially filled bubble would be counted. Does that favor the left or the right? I have no clue. But I do want this to finally be "The Al Franken Decade"... Having read his books, he knows politics and the issues. Plus he's funny - we could use some of that....

Now the Auto Industry wantsTax Payer Money...

When will this end? 700 Billion here, 20 Billion there....

But, as my coworker Orion points out in his blog, maybe bad companies should just go belly up?

There is NO GOOD REASON TO SAVE THE US CAR INDUSTRY. They can't figure out how to make a product people want at a profit. Every company I've worked for that hasn't figured that out has gone out of business. Yes, it's painful, but a big, dumb bailout of big, dumb companies leaves crappy products on the market and prevents good products from being made.

He does make a good point - I've been with a few startups that have gone belly up, and it wasn't the end of the world. That said, IF there is to be a bail out, then serious strings need to be attached.

ALL vehicles need to hit a minimum of 30MPG in the city. If you can't do that, don't build it.

By 2012, ALL manufacturers must offer Hybrid versions of ALL of their cars and trucks. (I'll make an exception for tractor trailers and such.) I would also like to see a real commitment to alternative fuels, electric cars and the like.

If they balk at this? Tuff titty - you go belly up. I'll be damned if my $$ is going to prop up business as usual. Good riddance to the gas guzzling SUV.

Fox News Message Boards

Wow - If you want to jump into a big pile of poo, check out the message boards on Fox News' website. So people are not too keen on our new President Elect!

In fact, I think some of these people are advocating violence against Obama, and I trust that our law enforcement agencies are on this. Here are examples of what I mean - all found here (Scroll to the bottom and check out the comments:

http://foxforum.blogs.foxnews.com/2008/11/05/youdecide_1105/

Racism:


"Comment by dawson
November 5th, 2008 at 3:45 pm

go pick cotton"


"Comment by dave
November 5th, 2008 at 3:44 pm

Give everyone a watermelon and bucket o chicken and free md 20/20"

"Comment by dave
November 5th, 2008 at 3:38 pm

Tapdance and sing “mammy”"





Death Threats: (I trust the Secret Service will be contacting you soon?)

"Comment by sickofliberals
November 5th, 2008 at 3:44 pm

Comment by Boycott against Oprah
November 5th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Move to a deserted island with Oprah, Rev Jeremiah Wright, William Ayers, Kahlidi, other radicals!

GREAT IDEA!! BUT I’D RATHER PACK HIS PARACHUTE AND THEN SHOVE HIM OUT OF THE PLANE…..
"

"Comment by REALTRUTH
November 5th, 2008 at 3:44 pm

ARSENIC is the first thing that comes to mind……………


Stupidity:

"Comment by muskierd
November 5th, 2008 at 3:40 pm

Sounds like lots of folks detest marxism and sociallism, me too!
These democrats will impede great harm to our country, mark my words, as a famous man once said."

"Comment by Esteban
November 5th, 2008 at 3:38 pm

He needs to forfeit the election for not being a natural born citizen as required by the Constitution."

And you wonder why McCain lost? With friends like these, who needs enemies?

Best day ever as an American

Some days are better than others and some days are better than most. But tonight I am more proud to be an American than I have ever been. Better than landing on the moon. Better than the 1980 Olympic hockey win. Tonight we elected Obama president. And we're a better country for it.

Hats off to President-Elect Obama!